On Grandmas

                    Where Have All The Grandmas Gone

In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't so fast
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat and baby sit.

When the kids were in a jam
They could always call on Gram.

But today she's in the gym
Exercising to keep slim.

She's checking the web or surfing the net,
Sending some e-mail by computer she sets.

Nothing seems to stop or block her,
Now that Grandma's off her rocker.
~author unknown~